'Are your shoes bae or what?': Dad seeks advice on how to embarrass teen daughter with hip lingo, the internet swiftly delivers

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    Rectangle - FaroutIGE while you're reading the paper just quietly and slowly say "gucci gang... gucci gang... gucci gang... gucci gangggg" in whatever tune you feel like. I'd recommend channeling sinatra
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    Font - r/AskReddit. 2 S What are some slang terms a 50 year old dad can say to his daughter to embarrass her?
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    Font - [deleted] I am taking my 14 year old daughter and her friends to an Anime convention. They are all dressing up to cosplay anime characters. I decided to dress up as Indiana Jones, And I guess that is the worst thing in the workd and now I am an it seems a
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    Human body - Markissy Just say "whatup fam?" Then when they get mad yell "worldstar"
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    Human body - kcounts When something surprises you, say you are "shook"
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    Font - on_an_island I must be getting old because I came into this thread intending to contribute but instead I'm taking notes.
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    Font - Lord_Malgus Wuss poppin' Jimbo?
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    Font - darksideofthemoon13 I try to embarrass my daughter every chance I get as I feel it is truly a dads job to do such things. She unfortunately doesn't react the way I would like. She finds it cool that I'm on top of pop culture. I even went so far as picking her up in my (what I deem an old peoples car) ride with Kendrick Lamar blaring. I was bopping my head, instead of the utter embarrassment her friends started dancing around, and I've become the "cool" dad. Now I've gotta do this all the
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    Human body - Azathothoursavior Your mother and i have decided we are getting a divorce. BRUH
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    Font - captainsaveabro My dad never used slang terms. He did things like ask if I applied my rash cream and if my gum disease was bothering me in front of people.
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    Font - flurkidurk My mother dropped my brother off at a party, he got her to park far away so no one would see, so she drove past him and his friends and yelled out the window "Bye James, love you"
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    Human body - ThisLilOme408 I love this thread because it's probably something I'm gonna post in 20 or so years.
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    Font - Sir_Q_L8 Ugh, my 60 year old mother loves to say things are "the puff daddy" when she thinks something is awesome or superior. So you should probably point out things that you also find to be the "puff daddy". /cringes
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    Font - themanyfaceasian Wondering what she's up to today? Spice things up by saying "Ayy what's gucci fam? We're heading to the park wana join? It's gonna be lit."
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    Font - TraceyJN Hilarious. I'm practicing these for my son. He's having a coronary because I have a Bitmoji. Wait until he hears me talk. Lol
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    Font - moby1kenobi I used the "You ain't woke fam. I'm too lit." on my 15 yr old daughter. I'm 46. Her exact response, walking by without looking at me. "I don't even think you understand what you are saying."
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    Font - FaroutIGE while you're reading the paper just quietly and slowly say "gucci gang... gucci gang... gucci gang... gucci gangggg" in whatever tune you feel like. I'd recommend channeling sinatra
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    Font - alpha11411 I'm partial to saying "I'm finna pop a goog" instead of "I'm going to google this thing" I've received mixed responses
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    Font - middleagenotdead I always tell my daughter, "Word, Yo" whenever she wants me to do something for her. She doesn't ask me much anymore.
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    Font - [deleted] Next time her friends are over, tell her you'll leave them alone, but to "cash me ousside if you need anything". Say it on front of her friends for max damage. Bonus if you dab before you leave.
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    Font - ramengirl10 My grandma refers to my SO as my "special friend". She's just old fashioned and refuses to call him my boyfriend.
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    Font - azman6k Start calling everything she likes "wack" 20.0k 3 Share ojmayoistheGOAT Her hair? WACK
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    Font - noruthwhatsoever Just call everything "dope", "lit" or "ratchet" and start calling her homie. Tell her she's "on fleek" all the time.
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    Font - slartbarg i hear all the young college kids saying "that's so extra" or "you're being so extra right now", meaning being over the top or ridiculous
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    Font - SoupOf Tomato As a young college kid, my friend works at the school library. They keep a set of chargers for various types of phones. A kid came up and asked for one. My friend informed him they were out. He replied, "That's custard," and walked away.
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    Font - charina12 Lit, litty, woke, ratchet, schwifty
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    Font - YGE2000 "Sup brotendo"
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    Font - dblshot99 Call her bae and then dab 6.9k Share KitchenSwillForPigs It's even better if you use the slang word incorrectly. On Christmas I walked up to my 15 year old cousin and said "Dude, are your shoes bae or what?" And the look on his face was truly glorious.

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